Call Letter Comedy

If a licensee is clever, often they manage to acquire one of the few four letter words that the FCC will allow. The following is a list of calls that spell words. There aren't a lot of options, so try to think of these as particularly clever people.

Five bonus points if you can make a sentence with these.

WOOD 105.7 & 1300 AM Grand Rapids, MI
WIFE 100.3 Connersville, IN
WORT 89.9 Madison, WI
WORD 950 AM Spartanburg, SC
WELL 88.7 Dadeville, AL
WALL 1340 AM Middletown, NY
WILL 90.9 & 580 AM Urbana, IL
WHAT 1340 AM Philadelphia, PA
WHEN 620 AM Syracuse, NY
WINE 940 Danbury, CT
WELT 98.1 Dublin ,GA
WATT 1220 AM Cadillac, MI
WEST 1400 AM Easton, PA
WANT 98.9 Lebanon, TN
KNIT 1480 AM Dallas, TX
KITE 93.3 Victoria, TX
KING 98.1 Seattle, WA
KINK 101.9 Portland, OR
KICK 97.9 Palmyra, MO
KELP 1590 El Paso, TX
KNOT 1450 Prescott, AZ
KEEL 710 Shreveport, LA

Obvious and currently available "word" calls:
KILL, KILN, KNEE, WANK, WART...

Oddities: but now deleted calls:
KKKK 101.3Crane, TX... now KMMZ currently Spanish Con, formerly Religious Talk.
WGAY 99.5 Washington D.C... now WIHT http://www.wqmrwgaymemories.org/
KGAY 920 Salem, OR... now KSHO http://www.ksho.net/
*note KITS 105.3 stunts the KGAY calls during gay pride week every year.
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