Friday, April 05, 2013

53 Band Names You Can't Say On The Radio


Rumor has it this list originated at 89.5 WSOU. For the record they are the campus station of Seton Hall University in South Orange, NJ; a  private Roman Catholic university.  That's why some of the names that seem out of place next to Anal Cunt. (I do own some of these records.) As uptight as this all seems, Seton Hall has been home to an all-metal radio station for 3 decades... so take it in stride.I thought of a few they missed like the Armageddon Dildos. For the record... I'm pretty sure some of these aren't really bands.

Aborted Fetus
Abuses of the Clergy
Adolf Satan
Alabama Thunderpussy
Alien Sex Fiend
Anal Cunt
Angel Corpse
Angel Sin
Art Phag
Baby Jesus Hitler
Ballsac
Barbed Wire Condom
Bongzilla
Cannibal Corpse
Cradle of Filth
Crucifucks
Cock Spear
Cuntsaw
Cybernetic God Crusher
Dark Angel
Decrepit Birth
Deicide
Deep Fried Abortion
Dying Fetus
Eyehategod
Fullblown AIDS
Goatwhore
God Dethroned
Heaven Shall Burn
Hell-O
Impaled Nazarene
The Jackofficers
Jesus Chrysler
Jesuseater
Jucifer
Killah Priest
Morbid Angel
Mighty Sphincter
Nails of Christ
Nun Slaughter
Preschool Tea Party Massacre
Pucifer
Pussy Overload
Rhino Clit
Rotting Christ
Scrotum Staplers
Sexual Orange Master
Shit Scum
Smother Theresa
This is Hell
Upside Down Cross
Wall of Smegma